Sunday, December 11, 2011

Thoughts of Change

- Go on that trip. Don’t postpone it.
- Say those words. Don’t let the moment pass.
- Do what you have to, even at society’s scorn.
- Write poetry.
- Love deeply.
- Walk barefoot.
- Dance with wild abandon.
- Cry at the movies.
- Take care of yourself. Don’t wait for someone to take care of you.
Go for the win.

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Saturday, December 3, 2011

Newton's Forgotten Laws

Laws Which Newton Forgot To State
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change your queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with sum1 u don't want to b seen with : P